Assuming anyone is actually reading. I'm betting if you got here by accident and if you were here earlier, you were saying, "Nice Empty Page Jerkoff". Of course if you were here earlier, why the hell would you be back if not by accident.I'm so new at this I have diaper rash. I've never blogged, but have been bogged down. (Terrible puns will fly, please groan at will, you may respond in worse punnery, and I will groan.) So why am I doing this, I say what the hell, I wanted to try something different and will experiment at will. I will post some thoughts, probably a lot of rants, maybe shill a little bit for friends or for whoever I find interesting. Will you find it interesting, HELL NO, but it keeps me from surfing for too much porn. Also cursing, if allowed will be allowed. I will curse up a storm, in my normal conversation, it's part of my usual phrasing, I enjoy using curse words as adjectives, verbs, nouns, adverbs and as the occasional pronoun. I just don't use them too much when I'm writing in a normal fashion such as this. But, I'm also not riled up. Get me going and the invectives will fly. That will be in future posts.
I would like to take a moment to mention that I again came by this as a what the hell moment, which occurred while reading someone else's blog. She goes by the name "number13baby" on her blog which is here: http://roadtochristycanyon.blogspot.com/ It's a blog that chronicles her quest, meeting and interview with Christy Canyon. I found it very interesting reading, and yes the nude pictures helped, but her stories about trying to get to meet Christy and her travels and her reactions were just great fun for me to read. She is a big fan of Christy's and so am I. Christy was a brand new porn star at the time I was starting to watch a lot of porn, so she and a few others, Ginger Lynn, Anna Ventura, etc. were the stuff of my erotic thoughts. So this chick's quest was fun to read, I had similar feelings and commented on her posts. And as we all know when you comment and you don't have a login, you are anonymous. So at some point, I saw you could login with Gmail, I thought then I can have an actual name to go with my comments so she can start the ball on the restraining order. Little did I know that it was just a login into your email but you also, I thought, had to have a blog for you to leave a name with your comment. So, I thought, what the hell, create a fake blog to have a name. Then later, I thought, what the hell, no one's really going to see this, unless I tell someone, so go ahead and write on this page. It will give me the opportunity to do some writing, another failed goal in my life, and get shit off my chest and mind, and I won't even be bothering anybody with my bullshit. Cheap therapy. Oh, and it will also keep me from surfing too much for porn. mmmmmmmm, boobies. This, in the end is probably a good thing.
So thank you for reading this, if anyone actually reads this. Comment at will. It's all for my own sake. But if you do get a laugh from it, or a thought, maybe, just maybe I actually did something worthwhile for once.
Oh, and just to prove to myself and to anyone that may have actually come across this and thinks it might be me, it is me (do I detect split personalities?) and here is a picture that only I would have to prove it.
